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| 21 January 2008
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| 11 steps on how NOT to shop
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A quick list of do-NOT's on how NOT to shop...
1. DON'T make a plan to go shopping with 3 similarly severely cash-constrained friends of yours.
2. If step 1 not executed, DON'T select a Sunday afternoon.
3. If step 2 not executed, DON'T go to Select CITYWALK at Saket.
4. If step 3 not executed, DON'T let PANTALOONS be the first store you enter.
5. If step 4 not executed, DON'T leave the above-mentioned store before buying anything at dirt-cheap prices and iron-heavy discounts in search of finding greener pastures elsewhere.
6. If step 5 not executed, DON'T spend hours entering other stores expecting similar discounts and similar prices.
7. If step 6 not executed, DON'T leave the above-mentioned stores without buying anything while planning to return to PANTALOONS to buy the cheap stuff.
8. If step 7 not executed, DON'T return to PANTALOONS.
9. If step 8 not executed, DON'T get disappointed by not being able to find any stuff of quality even comparable to the stores mentioned in step-6.
10. If step 9 not executed, DON'T return to the stores mentioned in step-6 to buy the stuff you had earlier rejected either due to higher price or lower discount.
11. If step 10 not executed, DON'T buy from the stores mentioned in step-6.Labels: faith and temperance, shopping, yesterday |
posted by Rohit Agarwal
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| 23 July 2007
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| statistics says
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statistics says that every time a person boards an airplane, he/she loses 15 minutes of his/her life...
do I quit my belief in statistics or do I quit boarding airplanes? or do I stop fearing?
Disclaimer: The statement mentioned above is an unverified fact that can also be not true... it has been taken from the comment of some news article and has not been verified. It has been included in the blog just to express a sentiment rather than anything else.Labels: amusing, facts, faith and temperance |
posted by Rohit Agarwal
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| 22 June 2007
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| Of PG and SLEWG
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Pride Gluttony Sloth Lust Envy Wrath Greed
These are the seven deadly sins according to the Bible which when committed destroy the life of grace unless confessed or forgiven.
Just one question though: How many of the landmark achievements in the history of mankind (and womankind) can you recall which can be claimed to be free from these 'sins'? How many great men (and women) can you recall who remained aloof of these 'sins'? How far would the human civilization have progressed had it abstained itself from these 'sins'?
Would you personally prefer the above to the below?
Humility Faith and Temperance Zeal Self control Love Kindness Generosity
ALSO: Vivekanand spoke for 72 hours non-stop on "Zero"Labels: envy, faith and temperance, generosity, gluttony, greed, humility, kindness, love, lust, pride, self control, sloth, vivekanand, wrath, zeal |
posted by Rohit Agarwal
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| 28 February 2007
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| the surprise that never was
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ANNOUNCEMENT: A teacher announces in the class that she will take a surprise quiz in the next week.
DEFINITIONS: 1) a: exactly one i.e. ((quiz on Xday)AND(quiz on Yday)) = FALSE [for all Xday and Yday] 2) surprise: it can never be determined with 100 % confidence on which day the quiz will be held i.e. (quiz on Xday) != TRUE [for any Xday] 3) in the next week: ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)OR(quiz on Friday)) = TRUE
CLAIM 1: One of the student gets up and says that the surprise quiz cannot be on Friday, because
CLAIM 1.(i) If ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)) = TRUE Then (quiz on Friday) = FALSE
PROOF 1.(i)
Case I: (quiz on Monday) = TRUE ==> ((quiz on Monday)AND(quiz on Friday)) = FALSE [exactly one quiz] but since (quiz on Monday) = TRUE hence, (quiz on Friday) = FALSE
Case II: (quiz on Tuesday) = TRUE ==> ((quiz on Tuesday)AND(quiz on Friday)) = FALSE [exactly one quiz] but since (quiz on Tuesday) = TRUE hence, (quiz on Friday) = FALSE
Case III: (quiz on Wednesday) = TRUE ==> ((quiz on Wednesday)AND(quiz on Friday)) = FALSE [exactly one quiz] but since (quiz on Wednesday) = TRUE hence, (quiz on Friday) = FALSE
Case IV: (quiz on Thursday) = TRUE ==> ((quiz on Thursday)AND(quiz on Friday)) = FALSE [exactly one quiz] but since (quiz on Thursday) = TRUE hence, (quiz on Friday) = FALSE
Case V: ((quiz on Monday = FALSE)AND(quiz on Tuesday = FALSE)AND(quiz on Wednesday = FALSE)AND(quiz on Thursday = FALSE)) = TRUE [for completeness of all the CASES] Let's take complement of both the sides, ==> ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)) = FALSE But it contradicts with our assumption Hence, Case I to Case IV are complete representation of the given assumption. In Case I to Case IV, (quiz on Friday) = FALSE Hence, If ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)) = TRUE Then (quiz on Friday) = FALSE
CLAIM 1.(ii) ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)) = TRUE always
PROOF 1.(ii) Let's prove by contradiction. Let's assume that, ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)) = FALSE But, ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)OR(quiz on Friday)) = TRUE [as per the ANNOUNCEMENT] Hence, (quiz on Friday) = TRUE But, this contradicts with our definition of "surprise" Hence, this case is not possible
Combining both the claims, we get that (quiz on Friday) = FALSE always
Hence, we can update our definition of "in the next week"
DEFINITIONS(update): 3) in the next week: ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)) = TRUE
CLAIM 2: Assuming CLAIM 1 to be true (and updated definitions), the quiz cannot be on Thursday
CLAIM 2.(i) If ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)) = TRUE Then (quiz on Thursday) = FALSE
PROOF 2.(i) [Similar to PROOF 1.(i)]
CLAIM 2.(ii) ((quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)) = TRUE always
PROOF 2.(ii) [Similar to PROOF 1.(ii)]
Combining both the claims, we get that (quiz on Thursday) = FALSE always
Continuing, we get (quiz on Wednesday) = FALSE, and (quiz on Tuesday) = FALSE
But, it was our initial assumption that (quiz on Monday)OR(quiz on Tuesday)OR(quiz on Wednesday)OR(quiz on Thursday)OR(quiz on Friday) = TRUE
Hence, (quiz on Monday) = TRUE But, this contradicts with our definition of "surprise" Hence, this case is not possible.
Hence, the ANNOUNCEMENT cannot be true.
Hence, no surprise quiz was held in the week :-)
Labels: comments, faith and temperance, intellectual, paradox, question, surprise quiz |
posted by Rohit Agarwal
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| 15 January 2007
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| God Or Science? Why Not Both?
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The conflict between God and Science is century old and has resulted in many catastrophes over the years. However much the Science has progressed, it has not been able to explain everything. And in this vacancy lies the basis of the existence of God. According to Science, the early man was very much afraid of nature, of the floods, the earthquakes, the eclipses, the thunder, the night, the hurricane. And out of this fear he sought comfort in God. He said when there is no one by your side, there is God. And this fear manifested over the centuries and gave birth to numerous religion all over the world. However, the other side says that God is one. He made the universe, the earth, the sun, the moon, the man, the plants, the animals, the wind, the water, the air, and that he is omnipresent and omnipotent and omniscient. God is one, but still God is everywhere. And it is God who is responsible for our existence and for everything else too. What is the truth I dont know, and I shall hence not comment on it. All I am presenting below is quotations from the novel "Angels and Demons" written by "Dan Brown" which I found highly enlightening and relevant to the topic.
"To the Illuminati and to those of science, let me say this.You have won the war. The wheels have been in motion for a long time, Your victory has been inevitable. Never before has it been as obvious as it is at this moment. Science is the new God. Medicine, electronic communications, space travel, genetic manipulation . . . these are the miracles about which we now tell our children. These are the miracles we herald as proof that science will bring us the answers. The ancient stories of immaculate conceptions, burning bushes, and parting seas are no longer relevant. God has become obsolete. Science has won the battle. We concede. But science’s victory, has cost every one of us. And it has cost us deeply. Science may have alleviated the miseries of disease and drudgery and provided an array of gadgetry for our entertainment and convenience, but it has left us in a world without wonder. Our sunsets have been reduced to wavelengths and frequencies. The complexities of the universe have been shredded into mathematical equations. Even our self-worth as human beings has been destroyed. Science proclaims that Planet Earth and its inhabitants are a meaningless speck in the grand scheme. A cosmic accident. Even the technology that promises to unite us, divides us. Each of us is now electronically connected to the globe, and yet we feel utterly alone. We are bombarded with violence, division, fracture, and betrayal. Skepticism has become a virtue. Cynicism and demand for proof has become enlightened thought. Is it any wonder that humans now feel more depressed and defeated than they have at any point in human history? Does science hold anything sacred? Science looks for answers by probing our unborn fetuses. Science even presumes to rearrange our own DNA. It shatters God’s world into smaller and smaller pieces in quest of meaning . . . and all it finds is more questions. The ancient war between science and religion is over, You have won. But you have not won fairly. You have not won by providing answers. You have won by so radically reorienting our society that the truths we once saw as signposts now seem inapplicable. Religion cannot keep up. Scientific growth is exponential. It feeds on itself like a virus. Every new breakthrough opens doors for new breakthroughs. Mankind took thousands of years to progress from the wheel to the car. Yet only decades from the car into space. Now we measure scientific progress in weeks. We are spinning out of control. The rift between us grows deeper and deeper, and as religion is left behind, people find themselves in a spiritual void. We cry out for meaning. And believe me, we do cry out. We see UFOs, engage in channeling, spirit contact, out-of-body experiences, mindquests -all these eccentric ideas have a scientific veneer, but they are unashamedly irrational. They are the desperate cry of the modern soul, lonely and tormented, crippled by its own enlightenment and its inability to accept meaning in anything removed from technology. Science, you say, will save us. Science, I say, has destroyed us. Since the days of Galileo, the church has tried to slow the relentless march of science, sometimes with misguided means, but always with benevolent intention. Even so, the temptations are too great for man to resist. I warn you, look around yourselves. The promises of science have not been kept. Promises of efficiency and simplicity have bred nothing but pollution and chaos. We are a fractured and frantic species . . . moving down a path of destruction. Who is this God science? Who is the God who offers his people power but no moral framework to tell you how to use that power? What kind of God gives a child fire but does not warn the child of its dangers? The language of science comes with no signposts about good and bad. Science textbooks tell us how to create a nuclear reaction, and yet they contain no chapter asking us if it is a good or a bad idea. To science, I say this. The church is tired. We are exhausted from trying to be your signposts. Our resources are drying up from our campaign to be the voice of balance as you plow blindly on in your quest for smaller chips and larger profits. We ask not why you will not govern yourselves, but how can you? Your world moves so fast that if you stop even for an instant to consider the implications of your actions, someone more efficient will whip past you in a blur. So you move on. You proliferate weapons of mass destruction, but it is the Pope who travels the world beseeching leaders to use restraint. You clone living creatures, but it is the church reminding us to consider the moral implications of our actions. You encourage people to interact on phones, video screens, and computers, but it is the church who opens its doors and reminds us to commune in person as we were meant to do. You even murder unborn babies in the name of research that will save lives. Again, it is the church who points out the fallacy of this reasoning. And all the while, you proclaim the church is ignorant. But who is more ignorant? The man who cannot define lightning, or the man who does not respect its awesome power? This church is reaching out to you. Reaching out to everyone. And yet the more we reach, the more you push us away. Show me proof there is a God, you say. I say use your telescopes to look to the heavens, and tell me how there could not be a God! You ask what does God look like. I say, where did that question come from? The answers are one and the same. Do you not see God in your science? How can you miss Him! You proclaim that even the slightest change in the force of gravity or the weight of an atom would have rendered our universe a lifeless mist rather than our magnificent sea of heavenly bodies, and yet you fail to see God’s hand in this? Is it really so much easier to believe that we simply chose the right card from a deck of billions? Have we become so spiritually bankrupt that we would rather believe in mathematical impossibility than in a power greater than us? Whether or not you believe in God, you must believe this. When we as a species abandon our trust in the power greater than us, we abandon our sense of accountability. Faith . . . all faiths . . . are admonitions that there is something we cannot understand, something to which we are accountable . . . With faith we are accountable to each other, to ourselves, and to a higher truth. Religion is flawed, but only because man is flawed. If the outside world could see this church as I do . . . looking beyond the ritual of these walls . . . they would see a modern miracle . . . a brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls wanting only to be a voice of compassion in a world spinning out of control. Are we obsolete? Are these men dinosaurs? Am I? Does the world really need a voice for the poor, the weak, the oppressed, the unborn child? Do we really need souls like these who, though imperfect, spend their lives imploring each of us to read the signposts of morality and not lose our way? Tonight we are perched on a precipice, None of us can afford to be apathetic. Whether you see this evil as Satan, corruption, or immorality . . . the dark force is alive and growing every day. Do not ignore it. The force, though mighty, is not invincible. Goodness can prevail. Listen to your hearts. Listen to God. Together we can step back from this abyss. Pray with me."
I became a fan of Dan Brown after reading this. What he intends to say that Science is truth, but this truth is incomplete in itself. Science tells us what all can be done, but it does not tell us if it should be done or not. Science exists, but only in harmony with God. Otherwise there would only be chaos and nothing else. If Science is the vehicle, then God is the driver. Together both of them have to drive on the path of peace and prosperity. None can exist without the other.
What do you think?Labels: book, faith and temperance, intellectual |
posted by Rohit Agarwal
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