A quick list of do-NOT's on how NOT to shop...
1. DON'T make a plan to go shopping with 3 similarly severely cash-constrained friends of yours.
2. If step 1 not executed, DON'T select a Sunday afternoon.
3. If step 2 not executed, DON'T go to Select CITYWALK at Saket.
4. If step 3 not executed, DON'T let PANTALOONS be the first store you enter.
5. If step 4 not executed, DON'T leave the above-mentioned store before buying anything at dirt-cheap prices and iron-heavy discounts in search of finding greener pastures elsewhere.
6. If step 5 not executed, DON'T spend hours entering other stores expecting similar discounts and similar prices.
7. If step 6 not executed, DON'T leave the above-mentioned stores without buying anything while planning to return to PANTALOONS to buy the cheap stuff.
8. If step 7 not executed, DON'T return to PANTALOONS.
9. If step 8 not executed, DON'T get disappointed by not being able to find any stuff of quality even comparable to the stores mentioned in step-6.
10. If step 9 not executed, DON'T return to the stores mentioned in step-6 to buy the stuff you had earlier rejected either due to higher price or lower discount.
11. If step 10 not executed, DON'T buy from the stores mentioned in step-6.Labels: faith and temperance, shopping, yesterday |
