Memoirs of an Endless Existence
"Memory's a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past." - Julie Delpy in "Before Sunset (2004)"
25 August 2007
A joke
Ok, this one is a modified version of a joke by Patel.

A person, person X, is standing next to an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish, smoking, when another person, person Y, comes to him and asks him
"What are you doing?"
"Smoking"
"What are you smoking?"
"Cigar"
"Which cigar?"
"Romeo y Julieta"
"When did you start smoking?"
"At 18"
"And what is your age now?"
"48"
Person Y does some mental calculations and says
"You know what, if you hadn't been smoking, you could have saved enough to own this car you are standing next to"
Now Person X asks, "Do you smoke?"
"No"
"What's your age?"
"52"
"So, do you own this car?"
"No"
"I do", and then he opens the door of his car, gets in it, revs up the engine, and drives off...
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